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LAST LAST WORD

ALWAYS GET SMILES.

LIVE ON FOREVER.

Every life deserves an epic epitaph. Which one speaks to you?

1. DIE LAUGHING:

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Click to see the least funny one.

2. MIC DROPPING:

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Click to reveal the most haunting one.

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3. LIFE LOVING:

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OR WRITE YOUR OWN!

To admire while you’re alive:

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One epitaph that always gets groans:

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☐ "Too little time."

☐ "Too much work."

☐ "Too damn grim."

☐ "Too freaking dull."

☐ None of the above.

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Save your good name while you can.

Or always be remembered for this.

I woof you forever!!!

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